A Tale of 22 Municipalities*

OR a 50 word story utilising the name of a town, city, state, or province

My large instestine hasn’t feltwell since your prickly bottom dropped that peculiar fart.

Eek! Surprise! Left hand drops greasy bacon Cheesequake sandwich into my two egg oatmeal.

Whynot embarrass me at the picnic while you kill off any romantic possibility?

No kissing these sweet lips with your odd hygiene.

Bless you

Justin Deming

over at

Along the Hudson

for your Fifties by the Camp…