A Tale of 22 Municipalities*
OR a 50 word story utilising the name of a town, city, state, or province
My large instestine hasn’t feltwell since your prickly bottom dropped that peculiar fart.
Eek! Surprise! Left hand drops greasy bacon Cheesequake sandwich into my two egg oatmeal.
Whynot embarrass me at the picnic while you kill off any romantic possibility?
No kissing these sweet lips with your odd hygiene.
Bless you
over atfor your Fifties by the Campfire get-togethers. This one offered a ridiculous rabbit hole dive that I approached with gusto: Write a fifty-word story (fiction, CNF, or poem) that utilizes the name of a town, city, state, or province.Every word in bold is the name of a principality, town, or city of some sort.
Out of the 100+ interesting locales I found to craft my tale with, I whittled it down to 22. And yes, number 1 isn’t an actual city or town, but they are recognised by lots of online sources as a place on a map, so there’s no way you’re going to make me remove my large intestine! (DYSWIDT?)
In the order of the story, here are the locale’s credentials:
My Large Intestine, Texas, USA
Feltwell, Norfolk, England
Prickly Bottom, Tasmania, Australia
Peculiar, Missouri, USA
Fart, Virginia, USA
Eek, Alaska, USA
Surpise, Arizona, USA
Left Hand, West Virginia, USA
Greasy, Oklahoma, USA
Bacon, Indiana, USA
Cheesequake, New Jersey, USA
Sandwich, Massachusetts, USA
Two Egg, Florida, USA
Oatmeal, Texas, USA
Whynot, North Carolina, USA
Embarrass, Minnesota, USA
Picnic, Florida, USA
Kill, Ireland
Kissing, Bavaria, Germany
Sweet Lips, Tennessee, USA
Odd, West Virginia, USA
Hygiene, Colorado, USA
Why not have a go yourself?
I see why this took you three hours, Stephen! I’m completely blown away that you were able to incorporate 22 cities/towns into these fifty words - and actually make a story of it! Great stuff. Did you stumble across the town Truth or Consequences, NM, by any chance? I’m eyeing it for Friday. There are so many quirky ones out there.