Bon Appétit

Not to be racist, but this must be read aloud in your worst flamboyant French accent

Ah Monsieur, Mademoiselle, how pleased I am to greet you to an experience for the senses like no other. Yes! Take it in! You have indeed arrived at Coq L’ Eya. 

May I take your coats?

My name is Jean-Jacques Gautier, but you can call me Jean-Jacques, and I’ll be your earworm this evening.

I’m delighted you made it on time. So many visitors have trouble nav…