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Inadvertently Offensive Storytime

An “… And then the murders began” Story

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Stephen Scott
Sep 29, 2024
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Welcome to storytime
For all the mums and dads
And all the boys and girls
I greet you with love and - 

Sorry sir? Oh no, I didn’t mean to exclude…
No, it was never my intention - 

Warm greetings and love to all people,
Male or female, young or old,
Today’s story is -

Sorry ma’am? Heavens no! Please accept my apologies.
I never meant to cause offence!…

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